Keep a rhythm to build a combo multiplier (up to x3).
Fill the pleasure bar to NUT for a huge bonus — then he needs a break.
The Goon Machine strokes for you — hold down while it runs for 2x TURBO speed.
Spend Goon Points (GP) on power-ups & permanent upgrades. Catch the golden eggplant for surprises.
The first player to start kicks off a 10-minute round. Top scorers split the coin's fees in SOL (fewer players = bigger shares, e.g. solo 100%, 2 players 70/30). Full field: . Ranked by strokes × loyalty.
18+ only. Parody game. Progress saves in your browser. No wallet = you can still play, but can't get paid.
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Timer starts with the first player. Fees are split among whoever scored — solo gets 100%, 2 players 70/30, up to 5. Chips below update live. Points = strokes × loyalty (up to x1.5).